That moment when you start a new game of Pokemon and you give them all Shakespearean nicknames and you just call one of them ‘Nurse’.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.